greatmastercami:

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mcmarchetti:

I laughed for literally twenty minutes.

hey DEL LOOK I FOUND IT AGAIN

FUCCCCKKKK

IT IS AN INFANT

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. OH GOD HOW DOES THIS EXIST IN ALL IT’S PERFECTION?!?!?!

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cancer-man:

saying your fic is NC-17 when it does not include any sex is the highest form of internet treachery and should be punishable by death

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monstrousreg:

haha you smug bastard

I was extremely surprised that made it past the censors. My eyes went huge when I heard that particular slur. 

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WIFEY TAGGED ME

Rule 1 - Post the rules. 
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones. 
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them

1. Have you ever gotten into a physical altercation/fight?

Yes. My BFF from high school’s boyfriend once came after me when I found out he was cheating on my BFF. He tried to choke me. I knocked his legs out from under him and clocked his head into a cement planter display.  


2. Favorite TV show that you don’t have an OTP for?

Ummm. Star Trek. TOS. For some reason Kirk/Spock doesn’t hit my ‘they are so in love’ meter. But I think it’a a fucking fabulous show, that Kirk and Spock are great bros, and I have nothing against the people who’s meter it does hit. 


Fandom that you need like burning, but has nothing for it?

Well, it’s not a fandom, but rather a genre of fic. In XMFC, I am craving the no holds barred, sweaty, hot, all the kinks, unashamed smut. XMFC has all this delicious social justice fic, and fic that examines what it means to be human, social commentary fic, crack fic, funny fic, scary fic, but I just can’t find the pure unadulterated smut. Sometimes I just want my boys to fuck and be in love. All the jizz for justice. 


Favorite Ice Cream?

I like Pralines and Cream. I heard somewhere that it was one of Baskin Robin’s monthly new flavors, and when the month ended  a couple kids from the university nearby  held their ice cream parlor hostage until it was brought back. 


Digimon or Pokemon?

Pokemon


Favorite season?

Winter. I like now and snuggling. An accessorizing mittens, gloves, scarves and hats. 

Coffee or tea?

Tea. I think coffee smells like heaven but it’s only edible if you kill it with lots of sugar and cream. 


Favorite type of pet?

Younger siblings. 


Favorite X-Men character?

Erik Lehnsherr. I love him to bits. He has fought and fought and fought to survive, and I can’t help but admire someone so ruthless and willing to carve a spot for him and his people out. And I love how crazy and deluded his is, and how at the end of the day it’s just terribly tragic that he has become what he most hated. 


Favorite douchebag character?

Bwahahaha. I love all the douchebag characters. I couldn’t possibly hope to say one. 


Favorite uncommon fic trope?

I love soulbonding, where one character’s existence and happiness is determined by a bond with someone else, and they are willing to go much to far to ensure that it happens. Like Sentinel AUs. 

I think all the tagging’s been done though?